Yeah buddy! Not that we are big time CB geeks, but proper communication among professional truck drivers can be helpful on the road & off. Buying a citizens band radio for your vehicle can not only be a convenience of pre-traffic-jam news source, but also be a life saving tool in an emergency backcountry situation. Dirt back roads often do not have good (if any cell service).

CB Lingo

Big Rigs - Truck Drivers talk.

Alligator = Pieces of Rubber left on the road after blowing a recap
Chicken Coop = Weigh Station
Lot Lizard = Truck Stop Prostitute
Pickle Park = Rest Area
Pickle Park Pleasers = Homosexuals that hang out at Rest Areas to pick up new friends
Four Wheelers = Cars
Beaver = Woman
Seat Cover = Woman's Blouse or Shirt
City Kitty = Local City Cop
County Mounty = County Cop
Bear = Highway Patrol
Full Grown Bear = Highway Patrol Car with all the lights, bells and whistles
Evil Kanevil = Cop on a Motorcycle
Kamikaze = A Speeding Motorcyclist
Fender Bender = Accident
Rubber Necker = People that slow down to look at an accident

 

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Common CB Channels

channel 4 = off-roaders, 4WD, campers
channel 9 = Emergency
channel 19 = Truckers